Lallafa was a poet who wrote some poems called the 'The Tales Of The Long Land'. They were so amazing that nobody can read them for long without having to go for a walk around the block.

Then one day, years later, some correcting fluid manufacturers time travelled and made him rich. Because of this, he never got round to writing his poems but that was easily solved. The correcting fluid manufacturers simply packed off Lallafa to a forest one day, given a later book of his poems and copied them out - making the occasional mistake and using the correcting fluid.

Some people say that this has ruined the quality of the poems, but other people say they are exactly the same as they always were, so what has changed? The first people went away and set up the Campaign for Real Time in response.