My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles was a twelve volume epic poem by Grunthos the Flatulent, whose life ended when his major intestine, in a desperate bid to save all life, jumped up his neck and throttled his brain just as he was about to give a reading of his poem.
Excerpt[]
- Relax mind.
- Relax body.
- Relax bowels.
- Relax.
- Do not fall over.
- You are a cloud.
- You are raining.
- Do not rain.
- While train.
- Is standing at a station.
- Move with the wind.
- Apologise where necessary.
Trivia[]
- In the television series, the poem was referred to as Zen And The Art Of Going To The Lavatory.