Sqornshellous Swamptalk was a book of mattress lexicography including such words as 'globbered' (the sound a mattress makes when deeply moved by a story of personal tragedy), 'vollue', and 'flollop'. It was said that this book is hardly bought, being described as one commonly found in any bookstore selling remaindered books.


Sqornshellous Swamptalk appeared in the Douglas Adams novel Life, the Universe and Everything.

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