Squornshellous Swamptalk is a book of mattress lexicography including such words as 'globbered' (the sound a mattress makes when deeply moved by a story of personal tragedy), 'vollue', and 'flollop'. It is said that this book is hardly bought, being described as one commonly found in any bookstore selling remaindered books.

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