No edit summary |
No edit summary |
||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
| − | [[Image:Vogons.jpg |thumb| [[Prostetnic Vogon |
+ | [[Image:Vogons.jpg |thumb| [[Prostetnic Vogon Kwaltz]]]] |
==Description in the Guide== |
==Description in the Guide== |
||
Revision as of 04:35, 24 February 2006
Description in the Guide
They are one of the most unpleasant races in the galaxy - not actually evil, but bad tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without order signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public enquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters.
What to do if you want to get a lift from a Vogon
Forget it.
The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon
Stick your finger down his throat.
The Best Way to Annoy a Vogon
Feed his grandmother to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal
See Also
Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz Prostetnic Vogon Kwaltz Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal Vogon Poetry