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[[Image:Vogons.jpg |thumb| [[Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz]]]]
 
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==Description in the Guide==
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They are one of the most unpleasant races in the galaxy - not actually evil, but bad tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the [[Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal]] without order signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public enquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as [[firelighters]].

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Vogons

Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz

Description in the Guide

They are one of the most unpleasant races in the galaxy - not actually evil, but bad tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without order signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public enquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters.