Zen And The Art Of Going To The Lavatory is a 12 volume epic poem in the TV series also known as My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles in all versions except the TV series by Grunthos the Flatulent.

In a desperate bid to save all life, Grunthos' own major intestine jumped up the neck and throttled his brain thus killing him.


Relax mind.
Relax body.
Relax bowels.
Do not fall over.
You are a cloud.
You are raining.
Do not rain.
While train.
Is standing at a station.
Move with the wind.
Apologise where necessary.