Zen And The Art Of Going To The Lavatory is a 12 volume epic poem by Grunthos the Flatulent. It features only in the television series of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy; it is known as My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles in all versions except the TV series.
In a desperate bid to save all life, Grunthos' major intestine jumped up his neck and throttled his brain just as he was about to give a reading of his poem.
Excerpt[]
- Relax mind.
- Relax body.
- Relax bowels.
- Relax.
- Do not fall over.
- You are a cloud.
- You are raining.
- Do not rain.
- While train.
- Is standing at a station.
- Move with the wind.
- Apologise where necessary.
Trivia[]
- A parody of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, a popular 1970s tome.